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Que o povo todo dê um pontapé na gramática ao dizer João "Féliks" tudo bem, não vem grande mal a mundo, afinal, a quarta classe já foi há algum tempo e todos nós cometemos erros. Mas quando a maioria dos jornalistas, comentadores, e gente com alguma responsabilidade passa a vida a dizer à boca cheia "Féliks", é que já me parece grave, afinal, se um jornalista nem português sabe, o que é que andou a fazer na universidade?

E o que dizer daqueles a quem informamos que estão a dar uma calinada mas preferem continuar a dizer mal?

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